My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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