you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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