im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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