After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
im about as happy as oj after his trial
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
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