Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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