I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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