so explain again why im purple
no
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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