was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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