is your mom at the bar?
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
Randomize
