So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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