Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
try to milk me bitch
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