That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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