Don't you send me to vm
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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