he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
