What a fucking waste of an outfit
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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