Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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