Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
Randomize
