They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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