Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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