He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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