How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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