I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
We are two peas in an std pod
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
Randomize
