I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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