May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Is it because I queefed?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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