i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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