Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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