i already hear my dad disowning me
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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