are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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