Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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