I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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