i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
So. Much. Porn.
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