Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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