do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I take back everything I said about communal showers
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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