You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
How external is "for external use only"?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
Randomize
