you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I'm always down for nudity.
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