we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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