I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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