Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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