Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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