That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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