that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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