This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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