Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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