either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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