My liver just broke up with me...
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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