Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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