Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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