Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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