good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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