Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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