Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
it hurts more in the daytime
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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