It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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