dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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