They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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