idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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